maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

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casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

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I just want to be perfect for you in every way

royeah:

itsreddqueen:

kalliat:

dear everyone who says he’s a good person

he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.

I wish i could summon Vlad Tepes or Genghis Khan and just send them to Justins address

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thatfunnyblog:

Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.

thatfunnyblog:

Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.

(Source: siksta)

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christotheb:

bitson:

Pokepanties : Boyshorts By : Etsy Link : http://goo.gl/DPxoLp

Holy fuckaroni

christotheb:

bitson:

Pokepanties : Boyshorts
By : Etsy
Link : http://goo.gl/DPxoLp

Holy fuckaroni

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